Writer and comedian Keaton Patti tweeted on Wednesday that he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write its own version. Prepare for pasta nachos ...

Last week, a hilariously creepy script made the rounds online. Writer and comedian Keaton Patti tweeted that he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials, and then asked it to ...

Although Patti wrote in the tweet that he “forced a bot to watch 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials” to produce the script, he didn’t appear to actually use a bot. Patti has employed this joke ...

Olive Garden commercials have a certain flow to them, typically consisting of a shot of steaming breadsticks, sizzling chicken, and its tagline, "When you're here, you're family." The commercials are ...

Comedian Keaton Patti has forced his bot to watch a lot of content and write a lot of scripts. From Fox News segments to Saw movies, several of his tweets with the fake script format have pulled in ...