Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Emergency personnel rescued a man who had become stuck ...

A video shared on social media shows the moment when a man was thrown from a water slide onto the rocky ground below.David Salmon posted the video on his Facebook page. "(I'm) too dang old to be going ...

VERNON, CT (WFSB) - A 40-year-old man was rescued after getting stuck in a slide on a school playground in Vernon. The fire department responded to Northeast Elementary School for the report of a man ...

The newest development to the Waco water slide "The Royal Flush" fails: a man goes down backward and his face shows the pain of his mistake. Matt Hess saw the slide trending on Reddit's homepage about ...

He was found "wedged feet and head first down the slide and stuck in the middle portion,” officials said Town of Vernon Fire Department The Vernon Fire Department said it rescued a 40-year-old man who ...

VERNON, Conn. (WTNH) — A 43-year-old man was rescued after getting stuck in a slide at Northeast School in Vernon Saturday, first responders said. Fire and EMS crews responded to the playground at ...