the weary passenger could not remove the T-shirt in order to persuade the machine to do its job properly. “Remedial action was taken by my donning a thick fleece in the 31C heat,” Mr Bezant reports.

A British visitor just arrived on the Indonesian island of Bali was repeatedly ... to the image of a young David Bowie emblazoned on my T-shirt. “Surprisingly there seemed to be little overlap.” ...